Found on Craigslist: Car Fisting

Kinja'd!!! "Tohru" (tohrurokuno)
10/29/2014 at 21:35 • Filed to: Innuendo, in your endo

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The "cover up my license plate when I'm selling my car" trend has hit its zenith with this man, who is fisting his poor 2001 Grand Am so that none of us can see its plate. It's scandalous, I tell you.

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DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Tohru
10/29/2014 at 21:37

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I just fire up paint and black out the plate, or just remove it before taking the shot.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Tohru
10/29/2014 at 21:38

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Why do people do that? Literally thousands of people see my license plate every day. I don't get it.


Kinja'd!!! StingrayJake > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
10/29/2014 at 21:41

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It's a little different when you hide behind an anonymous name on the internet and suddenly somebody has some way of identifying you. You never know who is out there reading this stuff. On the rare occasion that I post a picture of my pickup here, I blur out the plate.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
10/29/2014 at 21:41

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You're missing out on a primo opportunity to fist your car, man.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
10/29/2014 at 21:42

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My thoughts exactly. I don't get it. And odds are that if I'm interested in looking at the car, you'll willingly give me your first name and home address. I could do a lot more with that information than with your license plate.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
10/29/2014 at 21:42

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If I even bother doing it, I'll blur the plate in Photoshop. But I usually don't do anything.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Tohru
10/29/2014 at 21:48

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My Corvair does have some serious junk in the trunk. Probably pretty good for fisting.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > StingrayJake
10/29/2014 at 21:52

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Good point, actually. I once had a guy on CL threaten to drive to my house and fight me because I decided not to sell a guitar amplifier. Well, technically he threatened to have his girlfriend drive him over because he lost his license. Strangely, that threat didn't carry much weight.


Kinja'd!!! StingrayJake > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
10/29/2014 at 21:54

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Well you just look at the shit gamers do. Swatting and now all the stuff with Gamergate. An angry person with information can be a pretty big nuisance if not outright dangerous.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > StingrayJake
10/29/2014 at 21:57

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One of the top reasons I don't play many online games. Number one is that I just don't like other people in my games, but number two is a fear of internet weirdos.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Tohru
10/29/2014 at 22:05

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i've seen some people thro a rag or towel over the plate that seem the best/easiest way to do it to me, But yeah it's pretty pointless.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Tohru
10/29/2014 at 22:41

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I actually saw somebody else do that on Craigslist a few days ago. Its just weird.


Kinja'd!!! Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
10/29/2014 at 22:49

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People think they will use the plate to get your address, and then just come steal the car since they know it's there and what all it has done to it.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Tohru
10/30/2014 at 00:38

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This is one of my biggest pet peeves. The finger over the license plate bothers me even more.

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Get your dirty ass finger out of that picture, people!


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Big Bubba Ray
10/30/2014 at 01:01

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The Grand Am guy fingers his front plate too.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Tohru
11/11/2014 at 22:51

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It's been a while, but law school taught us that anything that's out in public (save looking in a window or classified sites) is fair game. As someone else pointed out here - it's out in public. Snap away. NYers have this fight with the police all the time.


Kinja'd!!! Piston Slap Yo Mama > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
02/06/2015 at 15:32

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I became obsessed with my disgust for this rampant idiocy and collected all my saved Craigslist fingers-over-license-plate photos onto Tumblr: http://dabidoh.tumblr.com/ with the hashtag #fingerplate for anyone who cares to contribute.

Don't understand why I feel a red mist when I see such rampant derp, but I do.

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